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A few days ago I received an email from a friend who works in a Television Studio. There was an attachment... I opened it and was stunned.

At huge personal risk to himself, my friend had sent me something of truly Earth shattering proportions...

The Football Commentator Training Program!

I listened in amazement as phrase after phrase was played. Phrases I listen to in awe and admiration during every football match.

THE commentating blueprint for commentators and pundits alike!

I sat on this information for a day or two, sweating and shaking in disbelief, waiting for a knock on the door. Nothing happened. The whistleblower must have hid his tracks well.

That was when I decided that this information MUST be shared, for the good of the world, so everyone can broaden their horizons and expand their minds and truely appreciate how the eloquent and insightful pundits and commentators that light up our lives learn their craft.

Now ANYONE, I repeat ANYONE can become a football pundit on National TV! Listen, memorize, repeat. Listen, memorize repeat.

Then apply for your dream job. It's in the bag.

No interest in being a highly paid unqualified pundit? No worries! Be the life and soul of any situation with your newly-found expert football insights.

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Confidential Internal Television Studio App User Feedback:

P.N. ~ Manchester - "I used this app the other night. AMAZEBALLS! Set it to auto and went out clubbing... Haven't checked the news yet but I think it worked out ok..."

A.S. ~ Newcastle - "Wey aye, man! Purely belta canny app, like. ...Gadgie who made it's probably a propa doylem though".

J. ~ Middlesbrough/Brazil - "I don't understand".

F.C. ~ Italy - *smiles* "Thatsa coola applicationoni, innita!". *smiles*

R.F. ~ Manchester - "No, I can't spread my legs any wider when I sit down".

P.V. ~ France - "MY HEAD DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A BIG FAT FOOTBALL. SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP! Sacrebleu! ...Très Bien app though".

J.P. ~ In your TV - "I couldn't do without this app, I learn new technical explanations every day, like stuff to say about goal-line technology and stuff... trouble is though, I just don't get it...".

R.S. ~ Wales - "Look you boyo, this app is alright, it's ok, but it's not as good as me back in the day, destroyin' T.H. and AFC single handed with me skill and power and golden mane, like. I YAM WHAT I YAM". *Jazz hands*.

T.H. ~ France - "We managed. But my cardigan and I couldn't manage without this app".

D.M. ~ Chester - "Aye, aye alright app lad aye aye aye, dey do dat doh don't dey doh? Apps? Aye Gabby aye?"

J. ~ Middlesbrough/Brazil - "I'm going home".

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*DISCLAIMER*

Please note, some of this might be made up.

This app is endorsed by no-one, no-one at all.

You might not get your dream job after using this app.

You might not become the life and soul of any situation after using this app.

Commentators and pundits are generally very good/entertaining imho. This app's just for fun. No disrespect intended.

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