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A baby seal walks into a bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "Anything but a Canadian Club," replies the seal.A baseball walks into a bar, and the bartender throws him out. A bear walked into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer......and some of those peanuts." The bartender says, "Why the big pause?"A book walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Please, no stories!" A brain walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer. The bartender says, "I'm not serving you, you're out of your skull!"A Canadian guy walks into a bar. On the stool next to him is some footwear. He says to the bartender, "What's this, a boot?"A carton of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here." The yogurt cartons says, "Why not? I'm cultured."A corn stalk walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wanna hear a good joke?" The corn stalk says, "I'm all ears!" A default Sans Serif font walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your type here!" A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into a bar and announces, "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.A giraffe walks into a bar and says, "High balls are on me!" A giraffe walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Do you want a long neck?" The giraffe says, "Do I have a choice?" A giraffe walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"Features: *More contents are available for free on “more” section.*Sharing any content from this app through e-mail or SMS is available. Spread the fun to anyone in the world!*You can mark any content you like as Favorite. *Especially handpicked for making you laugh and have fun with friends.*Read it anywhere no Internet needed *Opens to last spot readAdd: Chat with strangers who are using this app too. Improved chat experience.Add: Appwall that you can load more excellent free apps. Add: You can answer others questions and ask questions too.