Valentine Sniper|射擊線上App不用買

'Twas the eve of St. Valentine, and all through the park

Not a trailer was stirring, the whole place was dark

Candles were set on the tables with care

Red hearts and pink roses and candies were there

I parked my Ford pickup and limped to the door

After drivin' a truck for two days, I was sore

I was wantin' some taters and cornbread and beans

I was fixin' to watch CMT on TV

But Erline in her tube top and best Daisy Dukes

Was schemin' and dreamin' up other pursuits

"Tonight is for sweethearts, now be a good spouse

And comb that there mullet, let's hit Waffle House!

Then we'll head up to Walmart for roses and sweets

Pork rinds and corn nuts and other such treats

Jewelry and chocolates, a soft teddy bear

We're goin' to have us a good time, I swear!"

"Now hold on there darlin' this doesn't sound right

I was wantin' to stay home and drink beer tonight

I don't need to show off with no overpriced meals

Or jewelry or flowers or automobiles

I hate this here Valentine's Day, it's so stupid

Watch out heart-shaped candies and chocolates and cupid!

Armed with my shotgun and camouflage gloves

I'll rid this here town of false symbols of love."

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