1、一群小孩子在塑泥人儿，一个小女孩不小心，把另一个小男孩塑的“那个”碰掉了。
小男孩要她赔，她就弄了一块泥巴沾上去了。
小男孩说：“那怎么粘的是向上呀。”
小女孩：“我见过的都是这样的呀！！！”
2、一天，妈妈问儿子：“你将来想找个什么样的老婆啊？”
儿子仰起脸天真的说：“我要找个像妈妈这样的！”
妈妈很高兴继续问：“为什么啊？”
儿子说：“这样，我以后有外遇老婆也发现不了。”
3、数学考试成绩公布了，两个小女孩在嘀咕。
A失望地说：“如果这样下去，我们的前途定会一片渺茫。”
B满不在乎地说：“那可不一定哦！”
A惊奇地问道：“为什么呢？”
B：“这么简单都不明白，咱们迟早要出嫁，没有一个男人希望他的妻子懂数学。”
| 熱門國家 | 系統支援 | 版本 | 費用 | APP評分 | 上架日期 | 更新日期 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 中國 China | Android Google Play | 1.0.3 App下載 | 免費 | 2014-07-28 | 2015-03-22 |
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